Tired of horrible headlines, rising costs, and a country that feels like it's eating itself? Trade the chaos for 2,468 m2 of golden cornfields, grapevines, and apple trees--just a 25-minute drive from Croatia. What's here? Unlivable farmhouse (88.8 m2) - think "bulldozer opportunity." Zero usable plumbing or heating; perfect if you've got grand renovation dreams or want to start fresh. Corn, grapes & apples already planted - instant green acreage that pays you back every season. Barn, pig pens, smoker & your very own outhouse - because nothing says "off-grid living" like having your own private throne in the middle of the countryside (old bathroom's busted--thankfully, the outhouse has better ventilation anyway). Fishing & hiking minutes away - explore quiet country trails and local streams when you need a break from screens. Why move to southern Hungary? Land at a fraction of Western European prices, total quiet, and easy Croatian border access for weekend getaways. Price: 6,000,000 HUF ( ¬16,000 / £13,500) Language: English spoken Serious buyers only, please -- no tire-kickers. Inquiries: Gergelyvs@freemail.hu Contact: WhatsApp +36301446324 (Monday - Friday 8:00 - 19:00, Saturday 10:00 - 16:00 CEST) Leave the bullshit behind, claim your countryside throne, and build your own rural legend.